So last night was laundry day for the Von Bs. Yes I know that isn’t too exciting and I would have to agree. It’s a chore I’m sure most people do not enjoy, yours truly being one of them. I will say that one piece that still, even after almost 5 years that strikes me as funny, odd, strange, whatever adjective you feel is appropriate, is the fact that I have female undergarments in my laundry and hanging around my house.
As I’m sure you all can tell from Vivian’s posts via Facebook she is a tad obsessed about BO and Drag Queens so she washes her drag every week if not more often if she is performing a lot. Which means every time we do laundry those female undergarments are washed. Now since we don’t have a washer/dryer in our house (long story don’t ask) it means we have to go to a laundromat to do our laundry. I have to admit every time we are there I wonder what the others think when they see these two bears doing folding ladies undergarments. Especially when every thing else is male clothes. To date no one has said anything but I’m sure we get odd looks. I haven’t noticed any to date but come on I know I would if I saw this scenario.
That isn’t even the worst part, that part is when we get home and Vivian hangs these garments out to dry around the bedrooms and bathrooms. It’s like a scene out of a female comedy where a guy goes to use the bathroom and there are panty hoses hanging form the shower curtain. Well for me it’s not only the panty hoses there’s the slimmer, the corset, and tights. To date I have never gotten tangled in them thankfully.
It’s the same thing week after week for me when we do laundry I think to myself this makes no sense we are two gay men yet there are female undergarments in our laundry. Who would of thought? Not me for sure.
I guess this could be filed under #draghusbandpuzzles……lol